Is it FAQ or FAQs?
What’s going on here?
Have you seen my glasses?
Can you believe this weather?
What’s that smell?
What happens if I plug it in?
What kind of dog is that?
Where are my keys?
Do you think I was born yesterday?
How do you spell that?
What’s it going to be, ladies?
Do you live around here?
Are you wearing a watch?
What am I supposed to do with this?
Will you pipe down back there?
What’s it to you?
Do you mind?
How am I supposed to know?
Where’s the beef?
What part of No don’t you understand?
Want to try it?
Does this come with batteries?
What did he say?
Is there a point to this?
So?
Do I know you?
Did that make sense?
You want fries with that?
Are these pants too tight?
What do you think you’re doing?
Is that my phone or your phone?
Drive much?
Are you really going to eat that?
Need a Kleenex?
What kind of attitude is that?
Did you hear something?
Where’s the whatsit?
Hot enough for you?
What would you give me for it?
Where’s the remote?
Are you on Facebook?
Where do you think you’re going?
Need a hand?
How do you turn this thing off?
The cat did that?
Is this local or express?
Can you hear me now?
Why didn’t you tell me?
Is that the best you can do?
Are you kidding?
You call that art?
Got change for a ten?
Need a ride?
Are you going to wear that?
Could you move over?
Have you lost weight?
Did you leave the tip?
Loud enough?
Does this taste funny to you?
What’s it for?
Who let the dogs out?
What time is it?
Do you floss?
What’s up with that?
Where’s the restroom?
What’s your website called?
Are you going to make me come up there?
What planet are you from?
What kind of dressing would you like?
Anybody home?
Are you sure about that?
What’s it made of?
Did you forget?
How old are you anyway?
Who are you calling stupid?
How much did that cost?
Do you live around here?
Was it something I said?
What sign are you?
Is anyone sitting here?
What’s for dinner?
Paper or plastic?
Did you forget something?
Are you nuts?
Why can’t I?
Can you hold this a minute?
Would you save my place?
Do you even care?
Could you turn that down?
Need a hug?
Going up or down?
So what FAQ do you hear? Contribute common Frequently Asked Questions below.
October 17, 2010 at 9:17 am
THIS is going to be fun……..
Excuse me?
Moi?
Where are your pants?
Are you going out looking like that?
Elevator or stairs?
Is there an app for that?
Does that hurt?
Been here long?
Is this the end of the line?
Who told you that?
How dumb do you think I am?
October 17, 2010 at 9:38 am
That’s the spirit!
October 17, 2010 at 9:21 am
More dessert?
Out of gas?
Was that you?
How fast was I going?
October 17, 2010 at 9:27 am
More coffee?
Hot towel?
Is it morning already?
What year?
Yours?
Who made this mess?
See anything?
Did you see that?
Really?
October 17, 2010 at 10:39 am
Do I look fat in this dress?
And my husband’s answering question:
Do I look stupid?
October 17, 2010 at 10:45 am
Are those real?
Did you vote?
What do YOU want to do?
Rock, paper, or scissors?
Are you registered?
Do you have any coupons?
Would you like to see a menu?
Have any extra poop bags?
Would you like to take that home?
Aisle or window?
Can I get it without meat?
How high?
October 17, 2010 at 10:58 am
Are those real?
A genuine 21st century FAQ.
Oh I’m having such a fun Sunday morning! Thank you!
October 17, 2010 at 10:50 am
What don’t you get?
Hablo espanol?
Do you believe everything you read?
Do I have to?
October 17, 2010 at 11:57 am
Did you get my message?
What time?
Can we meet about this?
How did you sleep?
How much is it going to cost?
Is it made in China?
October 17, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Here’s a question I’ve heard you ask frequently:
Did you make this?
October 17, 2010 at 1:16 pm
How did you two meet?
What took you so long?
Where have you been?
Decaf?
Would you like another round?
Are you kidding?
October 17, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Good ones!
And over the phone you added:
Can you send me the link?
Can you burn me a copy?
October 17, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Did you finish your homework?
Did you brush your teeth?
Why not?
Would you like to dance?
October 17, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Addictive, isn’t it?
October 19, 2010 at 8:06 am
What’s your sign?
Were you born before or after they made matches?
You back yet?
What?
How was Europe?
Are you pregnant?
What turnip truck?
Where?
What’s in there?
Who?
You lookin’ at me?
Are all those yours?
You rang?
October 19, 2010 at 9:37 am
Don’t I know you?
October 19, 2010 at 9:07 am
Wanna go outside?
Who’s hungry?
Where’s your toy?
How’s my boy?
How’s my little girl?
October 19, 2010 at 9:38 am
Does your dog bite?
October 19, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Your point?
October 20, 2010 at 9:33 am
My turn?
October 20, 2010 at 10:00 am
Is he supposed to be in here?
You’re kidding, right?
Ever been to the Port Authority?
October 20, 2010 at 10:22 am
Were you at Woodstock?
October 25, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Will vinegar help?
October 25, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Why not?
November 17, 2010 at 12:18 am
Is it contagious?
Is it safe?
Do you know how fast you were going?
Do you want a gift receipt?
Are you finished with that?
Do you have change for a dollar?
Wassup?
I’m right, aren’t I?
December 21, 2010 at 6:30 am
Are you serious?
Now?
Will you do me a favor?
Can I ask you a question?
yt?
How about those Red Sox?
December 21, 2010 at 9:46 am
I especially like “How about those Red Sox?” But what is yt?
December 30, 2010 at 9:05 am
yt is “you there?”…said to someone in an Instant Message window.
December 30, 2010 at 9:49 am
Thanks, Jon. Goes to show what I know about that realm.
To which you might ask: Where have you been?
December 30, 2010 at 9:06 am
Can I talk to you for a minute?
(yeah, right…that never happens!)
Do you have a minute?
(I always say yes. What if I said, I’m not sure, I might only have 45 seconds.)
December 30, 2010 at 9:42 am
You’re right, Susan. A minute in this kind of shorthand FAQ is never a real minute.
February 5, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Where are my car keys?
Did you remember to get the mail?
What time will you be home?
How come you didn’t call me back?
What’s the point of having a cell phone if you never have it with you?
Do you still love me?
Am I getting senile?
Are you going to the grocery store on your way home?
Do you have any cash?
Where’s the dog?
(Questions from a long-term relationship)
February 5, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Good ones! Thanks, Susan.